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Dragon Ball Super: Slurp #2
"I, SISSYza-sama, JOBBER of the Universe humbly kneel to:
Bejita-sama, prince of all saiyans and my master.
CHADku-sama, my one and only true love and other master.
Beerus-sama, who I shall never become stronger than.
Majin Buu-sama, who my daddy warned me about.
Dyspo-sama, who easily manhandled me in his Superspeed form.
Toppo-sama, who anally raped me and first awakened my wish to become an analslut sissy.
Kale-sama, who beat the shit out of me so hard I started being attracted to femdom almost as much as I am attracted to men.
Jiren-sama, whose incomparabily forceful punches crushed my ass-womb entirely to the point I cannot bear CHADku-sama's children anymore like I wished to.
Broly-sama, whose hour-long beatings gave me uncontrollable orgasms so massive even the anal rape from CHADku-sama can't compare.
Cell-sama, for he has my DNA AS WELL AS the superior saiyan genes of my monkey MASTERS.
Moro-sama, whose power I am scared of (I hope he doesn't kill my beloved masters, but I am also too scared to help them…)"
Making a second slurp thread. Because SLURPza deserves to be on the front page of /a/ 24/7.
You will never be belgian
>>19257>I will never be a twink
They all kneel to CHADza btw.
Will be surpassed in the next arc btw.
Yes by his own son, frieza will be such a proud father in the next arc.
When Vegeta smiles, you run away
When Goku stops smiling, you pray.
Broly: “What is a king to a god?”
Vegeta: “What is a god… TO A NON BELIEVER?!”
Edit: wtf 100 likes?
I wipe my cock with this feces doodoo poopie styles unsophisticated garbage! Fuck y'all niggas, see you in the funny papers!
OUR FUCKING HERO
Skin status? BROWN.
E N T E R CHADnic.
Jobs to CHADrio btw.
>Jobs to CHADrio btw.
>>Jobs to CHADrio btw.
HETEROku sucked his dick actually
B E A S T.
I've been fucking around a lot with a known boogeyman from MyAnimeList and the /csm/ called Diaperfag/The German that was rumored to be one of the Makima posters in /dbs/ because of his fixation on Psychoku and he fucking dropped Chainsaw Man today, removed the meme he had embedded on his profile, and just put "It's over." because of how bad this week's chapter was.
Is he gonna stop avatarfagging as Makima now?
Kill yourself, narutard.
>Kill yourself, narutard.
nice leftypol meme tranny
>nice leftypol meme tranny
Chuddies like being dommed by trannies albeit doe thats just want he wants
Bejita is not trans
...But enough about Goku.
>>19498>Always looking to lose a fight but never does>Bratty as hell>Acts retarded on purpose to annoy enemies and make them slip up>Grows stronger after each fight>Is married to a woman who doms the fuck out of him
Goku isnt a femboy hes a confused tranny who hasnt taken HRT yet
the retarded postings of a sodabrain ladies and gentlemen
No no, she has a point. Shitku does act very femme despite her raw power.
>>19501>she has a point
no>Shitku does act very femme
RATku is a pussy that gets his ass kicked constantly
And not your fan edits, actual canon.
Sorry but Girlku always wins chud
Femku would the most unrepentant shameless slut in existence. She'd constantly be fucked by random men off the street because she'd be too retarded to know why it's a bad thing. Her husband would literally kill himself if femku ever told him her body count.
Gentlemen, I am erect.
TARDku hasn't won a fight on his own since Namek exploded
...is what I say, every time I cry my self to sleep, knowing that unfortunately, Jiren is still the strongest.
...shitter there is. He stinks so much it hurts my eyes and makes me cry.
...but enough about Goku.
Like father, like son
WTF THESE NIGGAS KEEP STEALING MY FILENAMES ALL THE TIME KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF
ALL m*roccans will be made into sissy slaves to BIG ROMANIAN COCK
3 years on bald cartoon man with glasses website and this gemmie hits the big screen
Our heroes, GOD I feel so FUCKING safe.
Why is HE in that pic? Remove HIM.
Do you have anything to contribute?
>GoCUCK? What a pussy!
>>GoCUCK? What a pussy!
>>19917>even superman is a cuck
This jannyRAT needs to stop deleting my posts for no reason.
I know what you're doing
I finally watched the new movie, it was ok.
Name a more badass ensemble of characters in any sort of media or fiction. You can't.
>>20103>I CONSOOM JAPANESE CAPESHIT, AM I SPECIAL!?!????
stop posting this nigger
>stop posting this nigger
Bejita fucks this every night.
>You have been permanently banned from all boards
50+ bans apparently. Which I think is bullshit because I couldn't have gotten banned more than a dozen times.
Static IP I assume?
It's not but every way i've tried to change my ip hasn't worked
These halls, are safe now...
>>20179ON THIS EPISODE OF DRAGON BALL Z
>see a shitposting rat post off topic babble
All in a days work.
>Bejita training extra hard to run after little kids
🪦 RIP /QA/ 🪦
oh sorry about that wait WHAT ARE YOU DOING stop that NOW! God GOD HELP ME GOD YOW did you really think you could defeat me ITS OVER FOR YOU do you like sonic I LOVE SONIC oh thats deadly shoot them WHAT so whats with all the SWIMMIN POOLS??? Heh, you put up a valiant effort but I'm ending this right now! BIG...BANG...ATTAAAAAAAACK HEYOOOOW
Sometimes when I'm a long way from home I try putting two fingers on my forehead hoping an instant transmission would kick in.
I do that too and sometimes I wish getting angry will unlock Super Saiyan
HEROku, ANGELku is watching over me, no, I won't, I refuse, I shan't touch my dick.
I HATE the Belgian
I can only piss at a urinal if I have two fingers on my forehead like I'm trying to instant transmission.
I NEED MY DIAPER CHANGED
>It's because /dbs/ is absolute insane off-topic low-quality trash. They have something called "scholarposting" where deranged homosexuals sit on the Google Translate thesaurus finding overly academic alternatives to normal words so they can talk shit to people who like characters that aren't their favorite character. There's an excess of cunnyposting and "cutegang" posting but little to no actual discussion of the anime.
>To boot, there's a few schizos who hold the threads hostage and can instantly kill the whole thread. One guy who comes to mind is a falseflagging retard who hates Jiren so much he put on a crappy Jiren cosplay, shat in a condom, and created a thread on /b/ just to dunk on Jiren fans. He posts it about once a month and summons the full wrath of the janny. Picrel with the condom cropped out.
Gogeta did NOT say that
My FUCKING hero... and the diaper duo behind him.
...muttered vegito as CHADgeta and LORDku fucked bulchi in the next room.
Does Pan-Chan wear training pants or big girl undies?
What if she's a little baby and still has to use diapers?
Remember in Super when she would go poopie in her diaper?
>Come over here Pan, let uncle Vegeta show you some of his "ultimate power"
*ties up Pan*
*pulls out dick*
*starts stroking dick*
*slaps the loli with his pure blooded Saiyan dong in her face*
*inserts erect penis into the girl's mouth*
*thrusts harder and harder*
*pulls dick out*
*ejaculates on Pan's cute bowl cut hair*
*kisses her on the forehead*
*pulls her pants down*
*kisses her buttcheek*
*picks her up*
*throws her into a mountain and ki blasts the shit out of her*
*takes a shower*
*starts jerking off to Kakarot and quietly tells himself he's gay for him*
*cries himself to sleep knowing Kakarot will never love him back*
*Gets cucked by Yamcha*
>Americans call Shunkan Ido "Instant Transmission"
>Americans call Makankosappo "Special Beam Cannon"
>Americans call Mr. Satan "Hercule"
>Americans call Taiyoken "Solar Flare"
>Americans call Hell "The Home for Infinite Losers"
>Americans call Kienzan "Destructo Disc"
>Americans call the Genki Dama "Spirit Bomb"
>Americans call Tenshinhan "Tien Shinhan"
>Americans call cyborgs "androids" and are genuinely confused that 18 can have children
TFS >>>> chink dub
>>24479>is a fucking obnoxious weeb
Yep, you sound like a real winner!
Why can't she be real?
What the fuck is that supersentai MOESHIT BULLSHIT?! Where the fuck is my Goku>>>Everything in Creation?! is toriyama mad? why the fuck they turned Trunks into sissy faggot with spandex suit? fucking absolute garbage.
>What the fuck is that [IESLB]
we should dox reekdom
Tsmt, he's a transphobe.
Tsmt, he's a nigger.
We should RAPE reekdom
He’s always seemed like a massive faggot to me but for completely unrelated reasons to this.
>>28231>Seth le bad because he said Vegito is better than Gogeta and that made me want to AAAACK
It’s not that. He’s a massive narcissist. Literally no person likes time breaker Bardock that much but he chose him to be the mascot because it made him le quirky. Just look at his outro where he’s self-inserting to suck himself off as much as possible. He also likes a lot of soy stuff as well.>Marvel>God of War>now admits to saying nigger like it’s some huge deal then pussies out and shills blm
I always imagined he was hispanic or black.
>they made a second thread to follow up mine
I'm curious about how long this will last, but I probably won't come bi-annually to check what's up unlike in the previous one.
Have fun here, boys.
Manlet Belgian shitter I will kill you.
You don't have the steel to kill me.
>he got SCARED and didn't reply
>p-please master, just one drop of your attention!
>admits he SKEDADDLEDAROO'd
I haven't been on /dbs/ in over a year by now, should i go back? is bulmatranny still there?
It's still repetitive, wait until the anime comes back.
... said the SHITSHITfag, scared of having yet another scholar laughing at YABBA pastas.
>/ourrolemodel/ out of nowhere
4 months? Damn, time flies
lol nigger you lost kneel to kolymachads
Gentlemen... 3 day ban for this one.
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